We should open a nightclub in Hanoi , one that might as well be in New York, London , Warsaw or Berlin. Exterior and interior concrete everything , especially the bar and the bar stools. Otherwise, little seating , for a hall-like dance floor , of course, with a stage for live performances. In this garage we will show the children of the new rich , as that life works , they seek so desperately , as they cruise on their scooters aimlessly through the city , dressed like little fashion dolls from the Otto catalog , because the postmodern grunge not there yet was to explain to them that the Schick of 21 Century is broken in jeans that cost three times as much as timetable Ferry Dublin Liverpool.

So far, no offers trendy pub , no cool bar that capitalist homeless people a home. But we will have a name which instigates the necessary underground identity , ”Bunker” , ”tunnel” or ”underground”. We will provide thick-necked bouncers at the entrance, the Twentieth reject any because they do not like the outfit on timetable Ferry Harwich Hook of Holland.

At the bar, casual black and Latino bored beauties will work and pay any attempt by Dong, turn up their noses , as if they had never seen such bills. The gin and tonic will cost $ 12 and the beer 6 We will teach the young Hanoiern that their parents might go to bed at ten , but they have to begin at this time only with the make-up, because of the ” bunker ”, ” tunnel ” or ” Underground” opens not before 23h. We will teach them that it is high time to catch up with Shanghai, Tokyo and Bangkog by bringing us the coal to their enterprising fathers. In five years we will sell the droning store for $ 40 million. While the youth of Hanoi nightly dances the soul from the body , we will retire to the country, raise chickens and pigs and grow their own rice.

Not Hong Kong, but Hong Song: A small town , two hours outside of Hanoi scooter. We are invited on a small farm surrounded by walls : outside rice, bananas inside , plus 2 times pork, 1 times buffalo chicken 10 times and 5 times dog. The latter form a happy clique that dances around us laughing and wagging his tail on arrival , we celebrate with an extensive welcome pat on the head and ears Crawl : Yes, hello, you are indeed times a fun crowd , a lot more alert and more responsive than the local average dog and looked at timetable Ferry Holyhead Dublin.

Thit Cho for Sale: Since I know what it means dog meat in Vietnamese , I also know where you can buy it : namely, anywhere , anyway, if you leave the boundaries of the immediate center of Ha Noi ( whether in the old town , the dog food is prohibited , ? to the tourists not to scare or you found a code word : Braised pork) ?. In Gruda does not bother me , why should it be any worse , a dog or a horse than to eat a chicken or a pig ?

More importantly , I have always found the question of how to control their animals before they kills : The tortured animal stuff from German animal factories from Hamburg have 20 years ago made me a vegetarian. Since the Vietnamese chicken I prefer the scratch on every corner in the dirt : In poor countries, the lack of fertilizer automatically provides organic vegetables and the absence of industrialized fattening houses for happy chickens pigs cows.